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I LOVE Colin Firth
and…ewan mcggregor, heath ledger, elliot cowan, christian bale, chris hemsworth, and chris o’dowd, richard ayoade, joseph gordon levitt, dave grohl, andrew mcmahon, conor oberst, and tom hanks. There are others but these are the first few that sprung into my mind for amazing lead men.
Music Fests Summarized Courtesy de: Orbitz.com where I also booked my FIRST EVER TRIP TO NYC!!!!!
One of the first solid Olympic games ads. I really need to have some tissues handy this summer. Bravo Procter & Gamble, Bravo. However, seeing as you are filthy stinking rich - I expect nothing less than the best from you because you most certainly can afford it.
Today will begin a Mini Series of Postings - called Emo Commercials. Mostly in honor of my favorite Olympic Ads, but we’ll start early with this little Publix gem for Mother’s Day
only gonna use this joke once….a thursday!
Last weekend I ran away to the Ritz-Carlton Sarasota Beach Club for a little last minute “luxuriating” thanks to an employee discount and friend to lower the rate AND two other friends to split it with. We spent the entire day from 9:30 AM to 7:30 chilling under a gigantic umbrella in lounge chairs a couple steps from the ocean water and a resort pool a few steps in the opposite direction. Only way to end the day was by taking some jump shots and quite please that so many turned out!
british eyes only - http://youtu.be/l7t0s1rLkXY there’s a british pub with a double decker bus out on International Drive aka cheesey Orlando tourist destination #1, but it might just be awesome for theme execution. Why this theme you ask, because when it breaks down to it in life, all I wanna do is be in London right now. I love London. I tried to apply to work the olympics but nooooooo I’m too low on the totem pole of life to find a connection to work it without a UK passport, drivers license or work visa. I really want to live there (and simultaneously in Chicago and Boulder).
muppets - no idea how to execute. can someone get me into Jim Henson studios? I might faint at the doors.
laser tag - i had this once as a surprise party for which i was not mentally prepared to walk into at the time and I want to do it again. I love shooting things. I am not terribly accurate during laser tag because I get too excited running around giggling like a girl, but I do love shooting games when it’s pain free for all!
Those who can’t choose get it all! Truffles, Creme Brûlée Ice Cream AND pbj truffles! (Taken with instagram)
Le Macaroon BEST Expensive @$$ Cookie Store in Sarasota (Taken with instagram)
Friday I made the biggest mistake of the decade thus far and it was in the form of consuming leftover banquet food. I will spare you all from the gory details of the most gruesome 12 hour period I’ve ever had caused by food or beverage. I will share with you only this…..
A) Hell is getting to your girls night co-worker dinner at PF Changs and realizing you are going to be sick, but you can’t go home because home is too far and you need to be sick NOW. B) The only thing worse than being surrounded by Asian food on weak stomach, is the overpowering floral deoderizers in the bathroom. Those damn things can make ya choke on a good day, so on a bad day trying to be social at a table full of Chinese food was actually preferable to the bathroom.
C)It’s bad when you sleep in the bathtub.
D)Some hefty heaving has left all muscles involved in hurling in a great amount of pain.
E)This was not the severe diet plan I had in mind
The only thing I’ve been able to digest all weekend is stories. I’ve watched many movies and I would like to think that television doesn’t rot my brain as much if I’m looking critically at themes and daydreaming. In my delerium, I decided I wanna go to London again - preferably on my honeymoon, but seeing as a I haven’t been on a date I will settle with London 3.0 by age 30.
my reaction when I opened our annual admin professional day gift at today’s really disgusting luncheon…a stanky old time pottery candle with the sticker still on - grand total of $2.99. Severe downgrade from every single year prior and only outrageous when management employees get crazy perks by comparison and in my department they even go an annual “educational” wine trip in addition to free sporting and fine dining events.
You appreciate me you say? Can’t function without the support provided you say? Yet you give only non-tipped position at hourly rate non uniformed and ya probably spent more on the bag and two sheets of tissue paper than the candle - REALLY?!?!!!!?!??!?!?!?!
Don’t patronize me shitty @$$ job and act like I didn’t notice.
I wanna quit. I wanna quit every single day.
Breaking Out of The Hotel Minneapolis Vault. It used to be an old bank building….or some place with need for a hefty vault (Taken with instagram)
Mall of America Legos (Taken with instagram)
South Dakota State University Hobo Day Statue (Taken with instagram)
Best Burgers in Brookings, South Dakota (Taken with instagram)
